Grab a granny, grab a gran.

do the business if you can.

Down a bevvy, down a few,

anything in a skirt will do.

Hit the dance floor, hit it fast,

don't know how long the band can last.

One more shimmy, one more beer,

kicking out times nearly here.

Out the night club, off yer head,

donna, taxi and home to bed.

Grab a granny, grab a gran,

do the business if you can.

      Mike Dainty 08

Granny...grandmother, M.I.L.F. ,or any female over the age of 30

Business...sex

Bevvy...alcoholic drink

Shimmy... dance

Off yer head...very drunk

Donna...(donna) kerbab ..fast food that vaugly resembels meat.