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Women Are Prettier Than Men
by D. L. Vegas → (All Poetry by D. L. Vegas)
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My version of why God made women.


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        First there was Adam
        Then there was Eve
        Both standing naked
        In the Garden of Eden

        We all know that Eve
        Was made from Adam's rib
        That she was blamed
        For what the snake did

        I believe women are here
        Solely to help out man
        We have better common sense
        Our intuition is impeccable

        Who else can find the car keys
        Missing socks, tickets to the ball game,
        The gold at Fort Knox
        Seriously, we are indispensible

        I believe if the world
        Were run by women
        There would be no wars,
        No poverty, education for all 

        Not one person would starve 
        We are negotiators
        We get it
        We are loving and caring 

        Women are gorgeous
        Women are beautiful
        What would we all do without them 
        Women are prettier than men                  
                            

           


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Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on January 7, 2010
You forgot one thing...Women smell better than men!!!
I love this, there are many truths stated here and I agree with it all!
rock on, Women!

Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 7, 2010
Well you won't get any argument from me about them being prettier...not sure about if the women run the world though for if I recall Britain had an iron maiden for a prime minister who sure took the war to her enemies.
fee


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