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April's Fools
by E D Phillips → (All Poetry by E D Phillips)
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The lighter side of April.


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April’s Fools

What’s the connection
Between April and fools? -
April comes but once each year
But fools hang around like stale old beer.
April is like a lovely daughter
Fools just muddy up the water.
April falls at the start of Spring
Fools will fall for anything.
April rejuvenates our souls
Fools are more like nature’s trolls.
April is a bright and glorious blessing
Fools are notoriously distressing.
April soars on lovely wings
Fools fall down like broken things.
April is a spritely sing-along
A fool is a dopey ding-along.
April is opportunity knocking
A fool is a coal from your Christmas stocking.
April is love to all Parisians
A fool is a junkyard for all collisions.
April is wonder joy and fame
A fool is a strikeout at the baseball game.
April was cut from a majestic cloth
A fool is the moth that ate the cloth.
April is great for new discoveries
Fools must wait for their recoveries.
There you have the whole shebang
April and fools are yin and yang. 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "April's Fools"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on March 25, 2013
Great write, Edward...made me smile...

Anna

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 23, 2013
Darn, you got the jump on me. Remind me never to go to yourspace (yikes!).

Quite creative for old-school fool. I thought that only young guys at this kind of imagination.

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 22, 2013
a different view
budd


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