Google Ads
I’ve got ads on my left and ads on my right
I’ve got ads that make me mad and ads that make me wanna fight
I’ve got ads on my top and ads scorched across my bottom
I’ve got ads about the winter when it’s really only autumn.
They’re driving me nuts and what’s crazy and worse
They whisk me off my webpage every time I scream or curse.
They track every site I’ve seen like an unforgiving wretch
Then spill the beans about my life with everything they fetch.
I’m under attack, and I can’t get free
Google’s gettin’ to be a nuisance with me, oh yeah
Google’s gettin’ to be a nuisance with me.
I can’t change now it took me years just to learn how to Google
I would rather learn Chinese or how to play the bugle
Of all the dreadful sites I’ve seen and brother I have seen some
It’s those ads that take me there don’t blame my Jamaican Bay rum
But after all is said and done there’s one thing I’m curious to see—
Where are those virgin maidens who are so desperate to meet me?
I’m under attack, and I can’t get free
Google’s gettin’ to be a nuisance with me, oh yeah
Google’s gettin’ to be a nuisance with me.
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Anna
It looks more like Apps Androids having a good time
then...Google attack...
Besides...if you can't beat them...join-use them...
Turn on the Google Map Street View...that's able
to spot an Easter Egg in vegetable patch...and not
necessary...Ostrich size.
If...smelling is believing...and don't have a time to stop
and smell roses...let the Google Nose...do the sniffing
for you. As a bonus...you get the Maidens...checked for
emotional quality with an emotional icon added to their
top or bottom (not sure), which can be....revert back
to original photo if...wrong state of mind...detected.
There are small innovations, like...G-mail Blue...same like
G-mail....just blue...nicer way to colour the message...how
we got along without it before?...I don't know....
The others...a joke a day to keep local GP away...delivered
to your window...daily and...on sad side...Google's ongoing
Street Reporting System...spoiled the romance of being lost
and...rescued by Prince..with it's reminder...You are here!
and Pointing Pin.......that scares the royalty away....
I'm excited to hear about your resounding success with
downloaded Apps on Androids or iOS devices.
Ah...I noticed that this sort of...Google confusion...
happens to those...who obtained University Degrees...
not using extensively...the Google and Wikipedia...as
a Major Academical Reference Source. So...No worries!
(an Australian English...nothing to be taken seriously,
to your heart).
Install Peer (Guardian)Block 1.0 ---FREE!
Learn How To Use Both!!
I Can Add Others But That' Enough
Starters To Drain Your Brain!
Can't Find Them-Try Google Search!?
TRASK...
There's no escaping Google once it's got your number. But then, you could get a Mac and avoid the attack. ;-)
As usual, cleverly crafted and just a bit, titillating bit, risqué.
Ron