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When the sh@t hits the fan
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Happy as a pig in sh*t!

[emoticon: sherve.net]


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When the sh*t hits the fan

Let’s sue Obama
Just ‘cause we can
And stand real close
When the sh*t hits the fan.

It’s the Tea Party’s
Brand new master plan
We’ll dance all night
When the sh*t hits the fan

We’ll load up a dirty
Old garbage can
And laff like hell
When the sh*t hits the fan.

We’ll order some more
From the Ku Klux Klan
And our sheets will be cleaner
When the sh*t hits the fan.

We’ll make him pay
With a stock purchase plan
He won’t have a chance
When the sh*t hits the fan.

Stand a little closer boys
And smile if you can
We’ll all feel better
When the sh*t hits the fan.

We’ll give Obama
A brand new tan
And we’ll all get elected
When the sh*t hits the fan.

      

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 Reviews of "When the sh@t hits the fan"
Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on August 12, 2014
...blunt-expressive-poem that pushes the envelope of boundaries
and...in a mathematical envelope terms...explains the principle
of a stuffy conformity...so very well...Inside the contemporary
thinking of the real world...you will be hit by the "."...outside
you won't...unless...you know the effective use of an electrical gadget that does spread "this timely" word around world...convey
an intelligent optimism despite the darkness...get excited about
the euphemism of taboos and wonders of a fan...ooops! fun...that
turns the thinking inside out...or...is it upside down?...whatever
...spinning the substitute around...considered too harsh...by some.
Amazing! Effective getting the word out!

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on August 12, 2014
when the sh.t hits the fan,
we're outta luck.
When the wind blows in Washington,
we all get fu#ked.

Loved it!

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jansen Estrup
Reviewed on August 12, 2014
I'm always amazed at people's ability to defend the indefensible and so humorlessly, too. Maybe it boils down to liking the kind of excrement we've been brought up on. My folks called it eating the crumbs off the table, but we raised pigs, chickens and horses ... dogs, too. But now we've got Big Ag. Thanks for the laughs.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 12, 2014
The writer's job is to help us think. When we sharpen our thinking abilities, we begin to make better choices in our lives. And when we choose wisely, we begin to live at our potential. I guess IF someone disagrees with YOU they are wrong. BTW: Not everyone who does not vote the way you do is a member of the KKK. That's reverse discrimination and super stupidity my dear friend. Amen!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 11, 2014
there so much sh*t flying around from all sides only an idiot would want to be elected ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 11, 2014
With a plan like that, all they are doing is pissing in the wind! They don't have a chance in hell of accomplishing anything because they are outnumbered, scared, and trying to spend their way down the highway. It won't work anymore. Like the Nazis, people are finding them out for what they really are and why they hate Obama so much as to try to smear him at every turn. Meanwhile things are moving along and improving, proving that they don't know ship from China.

Nice little emoticon… By the way.

Ron

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on August 11, 2014
You have the ability to make even a cowboy smile.

Reviewed by Kathy Parenteau
Reviewed on August 11, 2014
Very funny! Loved it!

Kathy J Parenteau

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 11, 2014
You're not getting elected, don't fool your self, only the rich and powerfull get chosen...but please God don't let it be Obama again for a third term...e


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