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An Art Called FART
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We all fart. Nothing to be ashamed of but nothing to glorify also. Nothing great about it. It is an art. It is a game. Practice it to become perfect.

They say it is an absolute art All do it – be a baron or bart Its high lows can fill the chart Can blow enemies as it depart Be it lovely Earhart or Ewart Bang bang goes mighty FART No need of a car or a gocart This missile attacks the heart Sound n stink lessons it impart This bomb makes bus jumpstart Many do it while waiting for kart Swears by it, expert Mr Lockhart Its free, can’t buy in a mart It’s as pungent as nosesmart Its overtures must overthwart It’s a turd honking to part It’s dangerous – be in pint or quart All vanish as it leaves the rampart Soils the air when it gradually start Hearing it, sweetheart becomes tart It’s a product of underpart Before fart games, evacuate It can eliminate mole or wart Uneasy pressure it can exert Be forewarned as there’s time yet Practicing this art, died Mrs Zart

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Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce

Reviewed on January 28, 2009

So...you must be feeling a lot better now... :)

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on January 28, 2009

Now how can anyone write such a lovely poem over such a stinking subject? You've done it beautifully! I never understood why every laughs hysterically, when someone makes a "slip", makes you feel good..well doesn't it?

Mary

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