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She Chews Tobaccer ~ song ~
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I had never met a girl like her
She was my dream come true
Everything Id ever wished for
Now no one else would do

An angel sent from heaven
I took her for my wife
Then she told me there was something
She had hid about her life


Chorus
She chews tobaccer, and I cant stop her
Regardless of anything I do
If I had wanted, to live with a grasshopper
I would have married one instead of you



Its hard to love her, even though I’ve tried
Time and time again
But when she smiles at me, tobaccer juice
Starts running down her chin

I pray to god that she will change
And I hope he answers soon
Cause I am getting so danged tired
Of tripping on spittoons

chorus
She chews tobaccer, and I cant stop her
Regardless of anything I do
If I had wanted, to live with a grasshopper
I would have married one instead of you

If I had wanted, to live with a grasshopper
I would have married one instead of you


© Jack Roberts – Sept. 13 2003






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 Reviews of "She Chews Tobaccer ~ song ~"
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2004
Jack,.
This was good the rhtyme and lyrical candace is awesome...
Take care my friend yes I often tried to be first so busy now with
our own site. I barly make it in this first poem in a month..

Will always remember you and will miss ya.

Lady Peg

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2004
Even when I smoked I never understood this desire for chewing tabacoo!

Great write!

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
gross...this is a fun poem...i hope it is in fun anyway

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
Oh Jack! I couldn't help but laugh! Yes I'm sure that would tend to put a damper on the honeymoon festivities!
Yuck!
Cute and funny tune Jack!

Lisa

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
hahahahaha Jack you gave me my best laugh of the day!Thank you!;-)
Great fun song!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
LOLOLOL
Guess love ain't blind when it drips
lmao
this is funnnnnnnnnnny Woodpecker!!! Cracking me up!

anita lol

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
LOL What a horrible secret to keep until after the wedding. I would think you might have noticed those nasty black stains on her teeth before you said "I do." I guess it is true, love is blind...at least until after the wedding. (laffin) This is so cute, Jack, I really enjoyed the read.
Take care,
Sherry


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