I. Popular with Cats When I leave the door ajar To the bathroom there they are Fattish feline foursome for A visit while I do my Duty as the cats file by Char then Red (or rusty white) Then one whom to name aright Requires three names be spoken I call Big Bug in token Of his curiosity Of the foursome Figaro Then the last to say hello What is more he shuts the door As if there were but one of Four but Figaro to love Fattest of the fattish four Fig so big though fond of me Hello kitties there you go As you go so I do too Having visited with you Popular with cats I guess When I do my business II. Bowser on Lance We work security for poet Steven Curtis Lance My sister Marisol and me (I am Bowser main dog here) We dogs complain some of us bitches after all like Marisol I kid because I love being a big dog after all But all in all he gives us chickens legs and Marisol begs As I do too as I admit if only for the hell of it Though when he gets the hot dogs out then it is hard to sit But he is good to us and I am glad to take this chance As main dog here to make it clear he loves us gives us what he can And Marisol and me though we are dogs love that old man We protect him from his enemies imagined and real And chase the cats away from him now to show them how we feel +Steven Curtis Lance Copyright MMXIII