A hot dog full of baloney With his six-inch pepperoni Not understanding anything Nevertheless was wondering About forever never mind That he thought he got left behind Or would be should some rapture come "Do not forget to get" he thought For now who could be getting some When he did not then so he got Out and about got up got down In the now got out on the town Did as he does because he was Coming to understand something A six-inch pepperoni does But what he got was what was not A hot dog full of baloney Nevertheless was wondering Steven Curtis Lance