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Snake in the Bathroom
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Sunday, August 30, 2015 Rated "G" by the Author.

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No snake in the bathroom this morning
(I checked) though I knocked to give fair warning
I was due in there on business
No snake in the bathroom today I guess

The one yesterday slithered away
Across the sand where I hope it will stay
When I carried it out on a broom
To be anywhere then but the bathroom

A warning but this morning no snake
The one yesterday learned from its mistake
And I did too who sit carefully
Remembering it unforgettably

Steven Curtis Lance

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 31, 2015

In the desert, they probably come in seeking water, not your behind.

It's a good thing you found it and swept it out with the broom. Otherwise it could be a bit disconcerting to have a sneak up on you� Particularly if it happens to be a rattler.

Ron

Reviewed by Linda Hill

Reviewed on August 31, 2015

Steven,

I have a terrible fear of snakes and spiders. I hope you see NO MORE snakes in the bathroom or elsewhere.

Love and blessings,
Linda

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 31, 2015

My goodness! That would mean that your bathroom had a great many scales in it! I loved this, Steven!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by lois christensen

Reviewed on August 30, 2015

Nooooo i hate snakes n having one in the bathroom would be a horrible thing to me to bear too.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on August 30, 2015

Funny, or not so funny with a darn snake in the bathroom. Enjoyed this write. . .

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