Flattering Pants Flattering pants came by FedEx today Matteringly they fit anyway At thirty-one and no more thirty-two At the core like before fittingly Getting me at sixty-one as who Fitting into them see they flatter me Being where they are by not falling down Staying at where they were meant to stay At seeing others pratfall like a clown Going where they went without delay Coming clear across the USA Out and up here to my Hi-Desert town Pants that matter flatteringly because Neither down too low nor up too high Either of two legs to do what each does From the hem of them up through the thigh To the butt of what matters the way They do by blue denim flatteringly Matteringly as they flatter me Flattering pants came by FedEx today Steven Curtis Lance