wish I had a button for all the politicos

that I could push when answers turned to rantswers

and have it sound the 'answer's wrong--just wrong' sound

annnnnnnnnnnn would be my reply to those

who never answer the questions they've been asked

who give no semblance nor resemblance to the query

as off to speaking points they safely go

that's the button I wanna push

not just in november

but every time I watch the news

for interviews, or so they're called

and sound the battle cry against

the rantswers of the more informed

than I'm supposed to be

well, so I see and see for sure

someone's fixed it all for me

my new remote has a button called 'mute'

and so I'll practice pushing it