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NO-SEA SEAGULLS
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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The seagull presents a sad tale of oddness, almost as if it is confused.

Whats wrong with seagulls

who fly inland

miles from the sea

cannot land on a tree,

shouting their heads off

as if they cannot understand

why you cannot

swim on green land.

Even when they try

to land on the ground

they almost crash

before they can walk around.

Maybe they need glasses

or are they color blind?

makes you think

when they are 90 miles in land

its all very strange.


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Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 21, 2009
These inland gulls are certainly curious creatures.


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