It came in a box

blister packed and double wrapped

even straps as well,

do you think that I could

find a way

to unwrap my purchase

sometime today,

yes well I can here what your thinking

when I tell you

that I started shouting,

I know a box cannot hear

but this was getting too much to bare,

well in great vexation

that box I started

really shaking

well I was exhausted.

All day it took to finally open

only to find

my purchase was not working.

Back to The place

I did hurry

to tell them about

my non working worry,

then they said

you know why its not working

it is because

it has been badly shaken.

Well I looked all innocent

guilty as mud

but they changed the item

and then they asked,

shall we wrap it sir

well I was aghast

No no not for me

as it is

PLEEEEASE.