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IT REALLY WAS NO MIRACLE lyrics from MacBeth in Oz by Joel Sattler
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IT REALLY WAS NO MIRACLE from "MacBeth in Oz" by Joel Sattler

 

Act I, SCENE II. A camp near Forres.

 

Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, [Wizard, Tik Tok, John Dough, Munchkin mayor] with Attendants [Lollypop Guild], meeting a bleeding Sergeant [Nikko, captain of the WW Palace Guild]

DUNCAN [Wizard]

Tik Tok, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore!

Who the bloody hell is that? Can he tell us of the state of the revolt?

MALCOLM [Tik Tok]

He certainly is bloody, at that.

This is the sergeant who rescued me in the heat of battle.

Hail brave friend! Say to the king the miracle of the broil.

SERGEANT [Nikko]

It really was no miracle what happened was just this [singing] :

The battle doubtful stood,

at fever pitch.

The merciless Macdonwald was a lucky bitch.

Just then, Macbeth, with steel all brandethish,

carved out a passage through the battle like a fish.

LENNOX [Munchkin mayor]

And oh, what happened next was rich!

SERGEANT [Nikko] AND LOLLIPOPS

The battle back and forth

and back and forth it switched.

Macbeth caught up Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,

Which was not a healthy sitch

Uation cut from nave to itch!

The battle back and forth

and back and forth it switched.

Macbeth caught Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,

Which was not a healthy sitch

Uation cut from nave to itch!

Who he left for dead,

covered with red,

chopped off his head,

and fixed it on our battlements!

!

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SERGEANT [Nikko]

It really was no miracle what happened was just this [singing] :

The battle doubtful stood,

[The wind began to switch]

at fever pitch.

[the house to pitch]

The merciless Macdonwald was a lucky bitch.

[and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch]

Just then, Macbeth, with steel all brandethish,

[Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch]

carved out a passage through the battle like a fish.

[went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch]

 

LENNOX [Munchkin mayor]

And oh, what happened next was rich!

[And oh, what happened next was rich]

 

SERGEANT [Nikko] AND LOLLIPOPS

The battle back and forth

[the house began to pitch]

and back and forth it switched.

[the kitchen took a slitch]

Macbeth caught up Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,

[It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch]

Which was not a healthy sitch

[which was not a healthy sitch]

Uation cut from nave to itch!

[uation for the Wicked Witch]

The battle back and forth

[the house began to pitch]

and back and forth it switched.

[the kitchen took a slitch]

Macbeth caught up Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,

[It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch]

Which was not a healthy sitch

[which was not a healthy sitch]

Uation cut from nave to itch!

[uation for the Wicked Witch]

Who he left for dead,

[who began to twitch]

covered with red,

[and was reduced]

chopped off his head,

[to just a stitch]

and fixed it on our battlements!

[of what was once the Wicked Witch!]

!

 


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 Reviews of "IT REALLY WAS NO MIRACLE lyrics from MacBeth in Oz by Joel Sattler"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 15, 2010
Frank Baum and Shakespeare are shaking their heads, I don't know if of disapproval or just confusion, but man!...there's a McIntosh tartan kilt somewhere, hu?...

Georg



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