IT REALLY WAS NO MIRACLE from "MacBeth in Oz" by Joel Sattler
Act I, SCENE II. A camp near Forres.
Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, [Wizard, Tik Tok, John Dough, Munchkin mayor] with Attendants [Lollypop Guild], meeting a bleeding Sergeant [Nikko, captain of the WW Palace Guild]
DUNCAN [Wizard]
Tik Tok, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore!
Who the bloody hell is that? Can he tell us of the state of the revolt?
MALCOLM [Tik Tok]
He certainly is bloody, at that.
This is the sergeant who rescued me in the heat of battle.
Hail brave friend! Say to the king the miracle of the broil.
SERGEANT [Nikko]
It really was no miracle what happened was just this [singing] :
The battle doubtful stood,
at fever pitch.
The merciless Macdonwald was a lucky bitch.
Just then, Macbeth, with steel all brandethish,
carved out a passage through the battle like a fish.
LENNOX [Munchkin mayor]
And oh, what happened next was rich!
SERGEANT [Nikko] AND LOLLIPOPS
The battle back and forth
and back and forth it switched.
Macbeth caught up Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy sitch
Uation cut from nave to itch!
The battle back and forth
and back and forth it switched.
Macbeth caught Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy sitch
Uation cut from nave to itch!
Who he left for dead,
covered with red,
chopped off his head,
and fixed it on our battlements!
!
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SERGEANT [Nikko]
It really was no miracle what happened was just this [singing] :
The battle doubtful stood,
[The wind began to switch]
at fever pitch.
[the house to pitch]
The merciless Macdonwald was a lucky bitch.
[and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch]
Just then, Macbeth, with steel all brandethish,
[Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch]
carved out a passage through the battle like a fish.
[went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch]
LENNOX [Munchkin mayor]
And oh, what happened next was rich!
[And oh, what happened next was rich]
SERGEANT [Nikko] AND LOLLIPOPS
The battle back and forth
[the house began to pitch]
and back and forth it switched.
[the kitchen took a slitch]
Macbeth caught up Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,
[It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch]
Which was not a healthy sitch
[which was not a healthy sitch]
Uation cut from nave to itch!
[uation for the Wicked Witch]
The battle back and forth
[the house began to pitch]
and back and forth it switched.
[the kitchen took a slitch]
Macbeth caught up Macdonwald in the middle of a ditch,
[It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch]
Which was not a healthy sitch
[which was not a healthy sitch]
Uation cut from nave to itch!
[uation for the Wicked Witch]
Who he left for dead,
[who began to twitch]
covered with red,
[and was reduced]
chopped off his head,
[to just a stitch]
and fixed it on our battlements!
[of what was once the Wicked Witch!]
!
Georg