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WOMEN AND WHISKEY DON'T MIX song lyrics
by Joel Sattler

I went to Joe's bar
with one thing on my mind
to get me a woman
or drink myself blind
just wanted one
didn't want two
just one or the other
before I was through
but I woke next day
and I was in a fix
I guess women and whiskey don't mix

there in the bed
was my second wife
with her hair colored red
for the rest of my life
I said baby please don't
you coulda left me a note
she said I wish that you will
I said I wish that you won't
she said I never been much
at arithmetic
I said women and whiskey don't mix

I got outta there
ran all over town
looking for a sailor
to blow the man down
or maybe a doctor
to ease my pain
or maybe a plumber
to loosen my drain
I said to the hit man
please make it quick
you know women and whiskey don't mix

so buddy if you
wanna know what I do
then please listen careful
to what I'm saying to you
a whiskey is good
a woman is better
but keep them apart
if you can forget her
cause a woman has her own
little bag of tricks
and women and whiskey don't mix


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