it's so hard to be a
gigolo
work all night sleep all day
don't you know
I got it bad baby
I got it rough
some women you know maybe
can't get enough
I'd give it up but it is
honest work
I make much more than a
whorehouse clerk
It's so bad to be a
gigolo
I been had baby
tell you so
the hours long but the
pay is good
I am the best in my whole
neighborhood
if I could make more doing
something else
then I wouldn't have to
fool myself
some customers they are as
nice as you please
some have a smell that's bound to
make you sneeze
some aint so ugly baby
but some are
you gotta make each one feel
like a star
just like an actor
up on the screen
I'd tell you more but it might
sound obscene
gigolo
I'm a gigolo
gotta go
no time to
buffalo
busy as a grumbling
bumble bee
don't have time to stop
for a cuppa tea
gimme a break
I aint your bro
I'm just a hard working
gigolo