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how to catch a cat fish
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grandpa's fishlore again
(((<>)))



to catch a catfish:
first, wait until the dogfish
chase the catfish
up a tree; then, take a stick
and knock them into your sack

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 Reviews of "how to catch a cat fish"
Reviewed by Elaine Carey
Reviewed on May 21, 2003
humorous and terse--I like it!

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
this is by which i judge all things to be cool

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
how many legs does this "cat fish" have!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
Lord, sounds like the proverbial snipe hunt to me! I aint as dumb as I look.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
Cute.....

Reviewed by Nancy D.
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
Good write John, (smiles)

Nancy

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
John, Grampa was a very wise man. I remember I use to take the bait all the time.

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
john,
this is so good!
Peggy

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
LOL now let me tell you how to cook it :-)

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2003
An old fisherman considered by many to be the best, was approached on his way home with his creel full of fish by a agent of the fish and game department, the agent asked how he had caught so many fish in a such a short time as he himself had seen the old many launch his boat less than an hour ago. The old man said here, come with me and let me show you. The two men launched the boat, headed out to the middle of the lake, where the old man pulled out his net and a stick of dynamite and lighting the fuse he threw it overboard. Bam! The dynamite exploded and about twenty fish floated shocked to the water's surface. The game warden shouted at the old man that this method was illegal and that he was going to write him a citation for this violation. The old man pulled out another stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and handed it to the game warden as he said, "You better hurry up and start fishing young man."


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