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Twelve Lies
by Richard Lee King → (All Poetry by Richard Lee King)
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Twelve is a start. There are more, I think.....


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TWELVE LIES
 
I WON’T DO  IT AGAIN
I DIDN’T SAY THAT
I DIDN’T  DO  IT
I  DON’T  LIE
I’M SORRY
I CAN’T
I WILL
I WON’T
I PROMISE
I’M NOT LYING
I  DIDN’T MEAN IT
CHECK’S IN THE MAIL
 
 

© Copyright 2010 Richard Lee King


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 Reviews of "Twelve Lies"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 7, 2011
Lot's more. A classic "comes" to mind but this is a family website. Patrick

Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
If you want to make it a 'bakers' dozen, add 'Trust me, Baby.' :)

Donna

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
You are very thoughtful, Richard. All those 12 lies are what most people commonly using nowadays.

Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2010
An even dozen...LOL! Nicely done and lots of fun, Richard.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
The lies have it! Great incite on small minds.



Ron

Reviewed on December 28, 2010
Oh My, did you ever nail it!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
Simple statements but in different circumstances can have diverse affects...
fee

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
Super clever!
Happy New Year,
Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
Twelve is just a start - now that sounds very true.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 28, 2010
So very, very true, Richard.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
so true!

Reviewed on December 27, 2010
Lies are a good source of information
when dealing with liars if you ask me,
and what is that information?
---> everyone lies...HA! HA!

I Didn't Do It
You Didn't See Me Do It
You Can't Prove A Thing

Crossed Fingers Don't Count
I only do it again if I like it
I am selfish like that...
Vickie

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
Who among us hasn't told one or two of the above.Sometimes I thinkwe're better liars han truth tellers.

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 27, 2010
How true Richard, how very true/.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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