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Traffic Jams (Please form one lane)
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Just having a little fun with the "signs" of daily life.

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TRAFFIC JAMS
(Please form one lane)
 
SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED
LANE  CLOSED  AHEAD
RIGHT   TURN   LANE
LEFT  TURN  LANE
REDUCE SPEED
NO U TURN
YIELD
EXIT
STOP
ENTRY
EXIT ONLY
NOT AN ENTRY
EMERGENCY EXIT
CONSTRUCTION ZONE
BEGIN LEFT TURN ONLY
SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED
 
 

 

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Author of: A Pursuit of Life & The Price of Freedom

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "Traffic Jams (Please form one lane)"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 12, 2011
Looks like my commute last week. We have a sign near San Diego depicting a family and kids in tow warning drivers to beware so as not to run over the illegal aliens crossing the freeway. Patrick
Reviewed by Regis Schilken
Reviewed on January 12, 2011
TRAFFIC JAMS
Very clever look at the ordinary.

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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
very clever!
Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
AND when you see ALL the signs while traveling down ONE street, it becomes quite an obstacle course
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
That's why I love living in a city where there is always an alternate route to avoid traffic jambs and usually involve a country curving road beside a lake or a beach.
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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
Been there, done that. Didn't like it then, don't like it now....The poem, however, is a winner. Thank you Richard.

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
i loved Montana's "Buffalo Crossing"....but thats notreally talking 'traffic jams is it...this WAS fun richard....greetings pat
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
The only reason they get worse to Pee-wee is he can't drive worth a damn anyway...e
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
Hmmmmmmmmm. What happened to "Live free or die." ????
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
Exit here
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 30, 2010
And they seem to just get worse, each and every year.
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A friend shared some thoughts with me and I thought they were too profound not to put into a rhyme. <br>
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