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Dick-idiom # 22 - Life's Truths - Exercise
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"Dick-idioms" are little philosophical gems I have penned over the years. The numbering sequence has no relationship to their importance, or pecking order; it's just my way to identify them. Although this one was intended to be humorous, there is probably way more truth to it than I would prefer.
*“DICK-IDIOM #22”* *LIFE’S TRUTHS* EXERCISE *“I get most of my exercise* *getting into and out of bed.* *Forgot my pills,* *forgot to brush,* *forgot my night drink,* *jot this down* *before I forget it….* *and of course,,,,* *did I lock the door?”* © 2011 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved. Author of: Nice & Naughty, A Pursuit of Life & The Price of Freedom

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Reviews of "Dick-idiom # 22 - Life's Truths - Exercise"

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on August 2, 2011

Giggle.....truth! Loved this!

Anna

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on August 1, 2011

Ha ! very good. ~ Morgan

Reviewed by Donna Chandler

Reviewed on August 1, 2011

Exercise is one of those nasty 8-letter words. Leave the door unlocked, you are probably tiring yourself out. :)

Donna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 1, 2011

I think my 'forgets' now outnumber my 'remembers' every day,
And my spouse won't admit it, but she's getting the same way.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 31, 2011

I used to love having my dog, never had to worry about locking my door then...be happy you can get a night drink, as when I do I am up and down all night or my plumbing leaks...(TMI?) e

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on July 31, 2011

LOL>>>Yep I can truly empathize with this one Dick. Two nights running I left my pills sitting on the counter even after talking about taking them. Guess its just more of the old age joys.
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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on July 31, 2011

I forget.....did you write this??????
Very true and very fuuny. At my age the memiory has klong departed

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on July 31, 2011

Put the cat out or take him in. We all get forgetful at times.

George

Reviewed by Joy Hale

Reviewed on July 31, 2011

Your words strike a not so pleasant ring of getting older and an accurate look at forgetting things! Good write, good laugh.

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by pat medlin

Reviewed on July 31, 2011

i just luvvvv your 'idioms'...carry them in my sleeve for when i need that xtra chuckle....p

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