FRACTURED FABLES #5 - LITTLE MS. MUFFIT
I was sitting alone
enjoying a freshly rolled bone
on a bench in the shade of the steeple.
When Miss Molly Muffet
asked permission to puffit
I said, “Not now, there are too many people.”
Now you’ve got yer Muffit’s
and then there’s yer Tuffits
and of course, there’s yer curds and whey,
but when Ms. Molly Muffit
asks permission to puffit
you’d best get the Hell out of my way.
Well, it’s a tangled web
between the flow and the ebb
but she was driving a brand new Spider.
So when Ms. Molly Muffit
said she’d like to puffit,
I jumped up and crawled in beside her.
OBTW, that ride in her Spider
sitting right there beside her
really worked out well for me.
To Ms. Molly’s benevolence
there is no equivalence,
an to her request I wholeheartedly agreed.
When Miss Molly Muffet
asked permission to puffit
I said, to hell with the rest of the people.”
Now I’m no longer alone
We’re making good use of my bone
on the bench at the back of the steeple.
Copyright © 2012 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved..
Donna
Rose
You da ....wolf man!!! Patrick
Reminds me of a hip song that my girlfriend had about 1989 that use this nursery rhyme and others… “Everybody dance now!”
Ron
That was too funny Dick.
:D Janna
Anna
The more the merrier,
The more we have,
The more we will all feel jolly...
Suffice it to say that I LOVE this one...e