Penus eyed this lovely lady of beauty, Octapussy. (Yes, I made up my own love and beauty goddess.) Little did he know that she was a love and beauty goddess visiting earth from another universe. He summoned cupid to shoot a special arrow and render her love stupid. Cupid knew who she was but decided to teach Penus a lesson. Cupid took aim, what happen afterwards, only Penus himself was the blame.

Away went Cupids arrow fast,
hit Octapussy right in the heart
with a big blast.
Arrow had no effect at all,
but Octapussy felt the call.
Penus swooped in for the kill,
immediately started to get his thrill.

Seven days past slow,
Penus had enough,
he was ready too go.
But going became real hard,
Octapussy was tearing Penus apart.
Penus finally screamed quit,
I've had enough of it.
You couldn't be a human creature,
you do not have a rest feature.
Humans have to take a break,
turn me a lose for mercies sake.

Cupid was floating above laughing,
because Octapussy wasn't halfing.
She put a hurting on Penus' rod,
almost made him nod.
Penus finally broke free,
but not after paying a huge fee.
Penus knew something was up,
but he didn't know what was corrupt.

In the meantime Zeus and Cupid,
got together and celebrated
Penus being so greedy and stupid.
Zeus gave Cupid  greater power,
Cupid flew on and watched
a beautiful meteor shower.
Octapussy and Zeus did the do,
Penus couldn't match Zeus' screw.
This Octapussy definitely knew.

Poor little Penus finally got a break,
not knowing Cupid was a snake.

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