Penus went to Zeus to help end the unecessary abuse. Zeus decided to cut him some slack, but wouldn't give his length back.

All the zapping affected Penus's shove,
he needed it when making love.
Penus called on Zeus,
too complain about the abuse.
Zeus wasn't angry anymore,
he knew his love had the floor,
so he didn't show Penus the door.

Zeus had the shove and all,
so he decided to help Penus
when he came to call.
Zeus decided to reduce his heat,
after all he had already
zapped Penus' meat.

Penus left Zeus' den smiling,
knowing he could get on
with his love profiling.
Zeus wouldn't give Penus
back his length,
but he let him keep his strength.

As long as Penus left Zeus'
loves alone,
he was free to exist hard as a stone.
With him Zeus no longer
picked bone,
He knew he was powerful
upon his throne.

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