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After Valentine Story
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(My wife told me this before Valentines day, "honey we should make this a special Valentines day since it is our first.)

First of all I had a hard day at work, but I thought about what my wife said

So I got off from work tired and went out to find her something nice so when I walked in the door I wouldn't be affraid

I sang her a nice song then I gave her the gifts

You would never believe what she gave me, I got no uplifts

I got a ten cent card with a dollar in it, that was actually for the wife, she scratched the wife off and put husband

I felt like burying my head into the sand

I still love her though

Now what's wrong with this scenario


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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2003
Usually it's the other way around ha ha ha! Very funny. Teresa

Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Hahaha!.....LOL!!!!! Grady, you are really comical.

Okay, okay, was it the card that you have presented to your wife while you were singing a song, then she felt she owed you something in return and scratched off the word "Wife" and put the word "Husband" on it so she could give the same back to you?????

No matter how you look at it, well, at least you've got something in return. Haha!!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Maybe we should introduce your "wife" to my "ex-husband" they seem to be made for each other. Loved this little ditty.


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