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Fly on the Wall.
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(Her) "Hey, what you think you're doing outside? I'll give you what for, get inside now, before I give you a bloody good hiding!" (Him) I would rather be a fly on the wall standing there without a care just a little fly on the wall, without a single care! Then one day I'll fly away (fly away) Just a little fly on the wall Without a single care! SPLAT! (Her) "That's what for!"

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Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on September 7, 2015

EVEN MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND STAYING TO ONES-SELF...HAS A CONSEQUENCE. I CHUCKLED, THANKS! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 2, 2011

Got his comeuppance!

Ron

Reviewed by baz busbe

Reviewed on April 16, 2011

Made me laugh, thanks Andy, God bless. Baz

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on April 6, 2011

Cool, Andy. Thank you. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on April 6, 2011

Ha, ha, good one, Andy. It made me smile now my face hurts.:)
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Suzanne Tabor

Reviewed on April 5, 2011

:-) love it. Remindse of my Nana. Tough love mixed with laughter. Thankyou

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Reviewed on April 5, 2011

Having a fly phobia I can't feel too sorry for the fly! I like your inimitable humour!!

Love, Diana....

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci

Reviewed on April 4, 2011

I like being a fly on the wall if no one knows I'm there. To be seen and smashed would hurt. Great poem Andy! Take care, Chessly

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 4, 2011

hahahaha you deserve the splat Turner!heehee

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on April 3, 2011

ouch! poor fly. Morgan

Reviewed by Jon Willey

Reviewed on April 3, 2011

Andy, I love your humor my dear friend. As Dan says, "a smashing ending". Those poor flies, they hang about and always take a terrible thrashing in the end. I bid you love and peace. Jon Michael

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on April 3, 2011

Just what I love, a smashing ending...

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 3, 2011

Sometimes you're the fly, sometimes you are the fly swatter...such is life...e

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 3, 2011

Swhat-a-splat?

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Liana Margiva

Reviewed on April 3, 2011

VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on April 2, 2011

Oh Andy, funny!
Some of those females can be quite a handful :)
Blessings, xx
Christine

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on April 2, 2011

A fly on the wall should have seen that one coming, Andy.
-gene.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on April 2, 2011

Better splat than castrated.

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on April 2, 2011

Clever, I enjoyed this whimiscial poem. I'd never want to be a fly and go Splat!......M

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