A salad dressing for dinner
A dessert sweet on candy
A hamburger speaking German
A haggis speaking Gaelic
A grape crushed by life
A prune wrinkled with age
A cowardly banana
A pumpkin afraid of the dark
A cabbage turning over a new leaf
A blind carrot
A kebab called madonna
A gherkin with a gargantuan appetite
A pizza on the piazza
A mackerel smacking his lips
A sausage being nauseous
A chicken legging it
A ham hamming it
A bread oaf pinching bottoms
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
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