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The Acronym of Me
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Response to Bear's Challenge.

 

Given my name is in point of fact,
Eugene, meaning well born in Greek yet a
Name I almost never condescend to use,
Except, of course,
When
I endorse a check or scrawl a
Letter to the IRS,
Like, for instance, when
I am informed my tax return is overdue,
And I promise I’ll put it in the
Mail as soon as I discuss it in my daily
Seashore conversation with the gulls
Or, surely, as soon as I sell my
Novel (which should occur almost any day).

 


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 Reviews of "The Acronym of Me"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 25, 2009
Fun sense of humor with sarcasm. Love humorous sarcasm. Patrick

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on May 25, 2009
Gene, what a terrific blend of procrastination and pragmatism my friend -- a man after my own internalized views -- my personal desire to exert my will over the mundane pressures of accepted behavior in day to day life -- my way, in my own sweet time -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on May 23, 2009
Too clever Gene. Love it. J'nia

Reviewed by Juliet Waldron
Reviewed on May 22, 2009
Any day now--that novel--that check... I enjoyed this one--as usual. Thanks, Gene! :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 22, 2009
A fine response to Bear's challenge, Gene. I appreciate your wit. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on May 22, 2009
...this is sprinkled with humor and insight....I love it...I bet the seagulls sure get an earful..chuckling as they fly :)
Blessings and hugs,
Christine

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 22, 2009
Dear Gene-well-born-in-Greek:
The I.R.S. is proud to notify you that they have
a dozen of clerks needing their jobs and they are
commanded to graciously audit you from ten years
back. Have your receipts (if any) ready.
Hoping you have a peaceful day after this letter,
Your IRS (Intolerable Raw Sadism)

Georg


Reviewed on May 22, 2009
I hate IRS but I love your poem.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on May 22, 2009
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 22, 2009
Excellent Gene.

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Gene, this is so clever and so original...the best acronym I've read yet! I love it.

Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Gene,

Funny how some people dislike their names except when it comes to things like these. Well done, Eugene.

Mary

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
My goodness you are a hoot, just adore your sense of humor. So what advice have the gulls offered lately????

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Humor shines in every wonderful syllable of your name, Gene. Count me in front of the line, when you do sell that book, heck with the gulls. :) Well done, my friend.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
i enjoy the quasi-biographical humor to this poem, Gene ... no doubt, the gulls will be first to buy ;)

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Gene,
Your distinguished seal is on every line - witty, urbane, self-effacing and not a trace of stuffiness. Love it!
John

Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Hi Gene, I get a hint here that the letter may be including some of those gull droppings? As payment? Or repayment? Or payback? LOL... I couldn't think of any other way to use a name condescendingly...HAHAHAHA... thank you for sharing this...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
The seagulls in Sea Isle speak of a great & wise human,
He lives to the north, but not a great distance,
They speak to him & learn of mans strife,
These gulls are happy to be only birds,
For to be men they could not then,
Drop onto the human world gooey turds,
Enjoying as well on the sea their life...

Transcribed from beak to lips by Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Great write, Gene; you ROCK! AWESOME answer to Bear's challenge; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Well, well. And here I was expecting a two-line poem, with M and E. Have I become too much the literalist? This is a fun poem, tight little autobiography, just packed with yummies about Gene, Eugene, or whoever in heck you are. there seems to be confusion about challenges. let me say I challenged Gene to write the poem about taking him from the sea. then he challenged me to write one I haven't written yet, or already have written. This makes me want to do an acronym. Anyway, I enjoyed this, G. Now go sell that novel! I am interested in these gull conversations. Do they answer back? Do you read them your poetry? Are they smart? are they gull ible? anyway, thanks for this clever snapshot! Julie

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Leave it to Eu Gene,to make the challenge fun and
give us a peak at your personality;-) Sea gulls
must love your wit!;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2009
I don't know of Bear's challenge; I've been away too much these days. But I do know that I like how you've used "given" and "name" in the first sentence. I love that every time I hear the word "gull" or "seashore", I now think of "you Gene." This is light and easy and fun.

Reviewed on May 21, 2009
Eugene....
Gene.....I like the nick you have choosen "Gene"
but I also like your humor to the commanding presence of your full name...when speaking about $$$$$ ;)
Much Love & Inspirations
Embraced~Embrassé
Vickie


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