Thin, absorbent paper, usually in rolls, used to clean oneself after defecation or urination. Also called toilet tissue.
~~Toilet Paper~~
Humanity is so evolved We've sanitized so well Our dignity at time revolves Upon our lack of smell
In ancient days, a smell was praised As signature of scent Around the camp, was odor raised With turd as marked intent
Leanest texture of the tree Milled to sectioned squares One ply, two, or maybe three Pillowed on the tear
Overflowing, bountiful, Absorbant, thick and pliant Stands the humble toilet paper Handy and reliant
A
Don't Forget To Flush!
Yes for those of you who were wondering and noticed the baby in the picture...yes I humbly admit that was me back in the 1950's, I WAS a toilet paper spokes person, before I could speak, and since then I have been a proud customer! No autographs Please! Muuhaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
lots of things to think about upon the transcenental toilet isn't there? ;)
cool humor
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2004
Madam, I stand before you, jaw to the floor, vibrating with giggles... is there any chance we could clone your mind? your talent? how 'bout just your pen? Ah, phooey! Mine eyes have seen the glory...... you're hoot!
Your sense of humour must keep you and your friends in high
spirits!;-) You and Ed Matlack should do a collab. He is always writing about bodily functions that are best left in the bathroom;-)
hahaha...he needs you toilet paper!
Toiletry Perfection herein resides, I tip my toilet seat to you Lady, you have outdone certain others, me for example, in the realm of personal hygiene or the lack thereof...Piece, Ed & rufuz
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2004
I'm rolling with laughturd!
SueB
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2004
Lady A, you amaze me, you can make a poem, and a fine one, out of almost anything!
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Very good and humour filled, thanks for this.... :)
Warm hugs
Elga
cool humor
katy xox.
spirits!;-) You and Ed Matlack should do a collab. He is always writing about bodily functions that are best left in the bathroom;-)
hahaha...he needs you toilet paper!
Anita you a star???
You are a cute Ass....sistant....lol!!
Love Tinka
Reindeer
LOL--this is too funny (and weren't you a pretty little babe). BRAVA! :)
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
thank God for toilet paper (and you) :)
Peter
SueB