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BITE ME
by A PAX → (All Poetry by A PAX)
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Muuuhaaahaaaaa!
 

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 Reviews of "BITE ME"
Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on June 10, 2006
LOL!

:)))

Gina

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 22, 2006
Makes my eyes water as well as my mouth! But never has algebra been such fun... I might have learned some if THIS formula was on offer!! Brilliant, and thanks for the link... have tried it! :)) LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
Muuuhaaahaaaaa! us right. LOL. You're a genius. Loved it.

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
juuuust what the doctor ordered..now I have a smile on my face..thanks Anita!


Vesna.)

Reviewed on May 21, 2006
Brilliant! Loved it,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
Only you Anita! You brilliant kook!;-)See if he visits your dreams tonigh;-)it's all relative;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
An outstanding
write loved it

love & peace
William

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
Love it! Too funny and I really needed a smile thank you A.
Felix

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
HaHaHa! Fantastic write, Anita.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
This is so delightfully clever, Anita. Thank you! Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on May 20, 2006
LOLOLOL

Splendid, delicious write. Enjoyed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
You are SOOOOOOOOOOO deliciously enigmatic!
Do you weep before the bite because there is, sadly, only one tooth left? Could there be anymore delerious moments associated with your clever soul?
Thankyou for the chuckle, actually it was more like gut-wrenching-guffaws! The neighbors thought I had found a hidden treasure and they insisted that I share it! I told them quite brusquely: "Go get your own A PAX"
You Rock!
Richard

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
Anita
I love juicy apples too...;)
Super write !
Blessings
Peter

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
I LOVE IT!!!

The addtextforfun navigation line didn't work. Would you please email this link to me at susan_devegter (at)yahoo.com

Thanks!
Susan

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
Hmmmm, a sinister and intriguing bit of "fruitful mayhem" in this tasty write:-)
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
I told my boss to do that to me one day and got told that is sexual harassment of some kind, though I was only kidding, she still wrote me up...though now I save that for the day I quit the job...LOL...thanks for the grins this saturday morn...Ed

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
LOL nice one A, a stroke of genius indeedy.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by totally anonymous (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
lol awesome write

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2006
Stuff of genius! ;-)


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