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The Hound of Damaclese
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. ~Penny Ward Moser

~~THE HOUND OF DAMACLESE~~ Behold the hound of Damaclese!! It gnaws at bones and scratches fleas!! Subliminal message time... (YOU want a dog - You want a dog) Its thirst is quenched by toilets cool Then licks your face, with slop and drool (YOU want a dog - YOU want a dog) It passes gas, and wages its tail And humps your legs, if its a male (We can have it FIXED! YOU want a dog - YOU want a dog) It begs for food, and stares you down And buries bones, deep in the ground (YOU want a dog - YOU want a dog) Be it pedigree or mutt Its always thrilled to smell some butt!!! (YOU want a dog - YOU want a dog) It yearns for love, its eyes hold trust You can't resist, or you will bust!!! (YOU want a dog - YOU want a dog) The scent of Fido's in the air Hanging by a public hair!!! (YOU want a dog - YOU want a dog) Come meet the Hound of Damaclese Just call it Damn Dog.....If you please!!!!!!! YOU WANT A DOG...YOU WANT A DOG...YOU WANT A DOG...YOU WANT A DOG... Lady A 2/25/03 YOU WANT A DOG...YOU WANT A DOG...YOU WANT A DOG...YOU WANT A DOG...

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Reviews of "The Hound of Damaclese"

Reviewed by The Dublin Dude

Reviewed on March 14, 2003

LMAO...I told you, I don't want a dog!!!
mmmmmuuaaaahhhhhhhh
M

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on February 28, 2003

Hi Lady A! I love the pic, it is so funny!.....and the poem is a delight to read!.....Ha-ha!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Misty Lackey (Reader)

Reviewed on February 27, 2003

I love dogs, this is a good poem, everyone should have a dog :-)

Reviewed by Angela Velez (Reader)

Reviewed on February 27, 2003

this is great! absolutely hilarious!
that pic got me right away

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on February 27, 2003

Hee, hee, Hilarious!
I have a female beagle dog.

Reviewed by Melissa Rives

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

LOL...very good...but I already have three of the darn things!

Reviewed by Sara Coslett

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

LOL, this is hysterical. Please take my dog as there is nothing quite like the scent of dog in the air. (To make you want to puke)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

ROFL. Good subliminal. Really enjoyed it.
~E

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

you have cornered the gift on humour it's you genre Anita!LOL this is side splitting funny;-)

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

LOL LOLSO HILARIOUS NO I DONT WANT THE DOGLOL LOL

Reviewed by Christine Morell

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

Anita ....this is hilarious, really it is.
I'm speechless. You're a gifted writer.
Chrissie x

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on February 26, 2003

O Anita, Your so funny:) As I have said so man times in the past, you crack me up.I would not it any other way. Then your next poem is a thing of complete beauty. God Bless You my good friend.

TY
Love
Tony:)

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