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Mallet Head
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No human thing is of serious importance. ~Plato, The Republic

Mallet Head Some days everthing I do is wrong No matter the time, the day seems so long Open my mouth, insert a foot Sincerest intentions just go KAPUT!!!!! Bite my nose to spite my face My sillouette now a puzzle displaced Got my own rubbermallet to f***up a steel ball Not a hard thing to do, I have total recall Bought a rowboat with a hole in the floor No bucket for bailing, the lake won that war! Forgot to look, before I leaped..... Fell on a midget...he sued me...I weep! (Politically Incorrect Term Here!) Sometimes I create my own mine field I sabatage ME, and grant no appeal! Tomorrow I just think I'll stay in bed..... Just zip up my mouth and FORGET all I said!!!!!!!! Shutting up now.....SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MuuuuuHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA Anita 9/28/99

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Reviewed by Ois�n Breen (Reader)

Reviewed on March 27, 2003

glad you dig plato
i dig this

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 22, 2003

just like me all screwed up in mind...lol...i think we need a insanity test here............lol
love
Tinka

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on March 17, 2003

Dear Anita, Another zany....LOL

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tony:)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

Love your humour! this reminds me of my uncle who told me in WW2 they used the expression GFU for generalfuckup;-)

Reviewed by Jay G

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

Hey if things didnt go wrong every once in a while you wouldnt have fun things like this poem!!! and MUUUHAA yourself!!!

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

This was so hiolariously wonderful you have the most wiccked of senses of humor nice job on this

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

A mouth is a terrible thing to waste?

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

Hahahahahahaha...
Tomorrow you will shine, girl.
~E

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

Loved the picture loved the whole deal this was on the top Lady A

Reviewed by Amor Sabor

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

You have great range with your writes and I truly enjoy that, Anita. Sometimes we do have days like that and the little bed rest can do a world of good to tackle the world from a different perspective.
Amor

Reviewed by Christine Morell

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

You're a breath of fresh air. This is so funny ! I love your writing which is always so varied.
Chrissie

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

(((LADY A))) you are too much! i love your writes...don't i know about puttin' my foot in my mouth (and in other places)...a walking disaster at times, that's me...this is too funny! :) (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

Reviewed on March 16, 2003

Oh Lady ~A
This i have done not the midget lol this was very good!!!!
I wish I had a since of humor like you my dear.
Love Peg

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