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MY 'WEINER' MADE ME DO IT !
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POLITICAL SCIENCE?

'CURRENT EVENT' IS CERTAINLY 'POLITICAL' !

AND 'WORD CHOICE' COULD BE 'SCIENCE' ...

BUT ... A LIAR IS A LIAR IS A LIAR ...

SHOWS A LACK OF CON-SCIENCE!


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MY ‘WEINER’ MADE ME DO IT!

© - Tom Hyland - 6/7/11


Most Guyz have ‘Pet’ names for their ‘Thingie.’
To some, IT is:
Johnny, Willy, or even ‘Sam I Am!’
Others - May just call IT ‘Dingie.’


Dingle, Dangle, or ‘Hang-Down Thang’ -
Schlong - Dong - Ding-Dong -
Even ‘Pecker’ or ‘Penis’ -
‘Type A’s may even call it ‘FANG!’


( Pseudonym for SNAKE )


But, Representative Weiner -
At First - a Deny-er ... Has now ‘Fessed Up’
T’was the Fault of his ‘Weinie’ -
‘Hot-Dog’ or ‘Pup’!


“The Devil Made Me Do IT!”
“Cheez, Galz - I’m Only Human!”
Married - But - Horny ...
Not Gittin’ much at Home - not a BIT!


Galz - Galz - Everywhere ...
N’ Not a Drop to Drink -
“My Weiner Made Me Do IT!”
IT - Didn’t Stop to THINK!”


© - TKH.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 10, 2011
I always look forward to your "take" on things, Tom; and the way you use your wit and humor to share your opinions. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on June 10, 2011
lol. You're awful...human...man. Cute. Liz

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on June 7, 2011
I guess all that education and prestige doesn't knock thwe stupidity out of one's "little head.:

Chip Bergeronb

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 7, 2011
He'll be gittin' even less now that the pup is out of the bag. Patrick

Reviewed by Kalikiano Kalei
Reviewed on June 7, 2011
What's really amusing about this poor chap is the fact that his surname is German and in the German language, in sets of 'IE' and 'EI' paired vowels, the second of the two paired vowels receives the emphasis (not the first). Thus, "Weiner" should be pronounced 'WYY-NER' (strictly speaking, it should be 'VYY-ner', since in German the letter 'W' is also pronounced 'FV', but that's a fine point). His name is therefore NOT properly pronounced 'WEE-ner', but 'WYY-ner'. Apparently this fellow is either not aware of his German heritage or doesn't care. If he did care, he'd have taken GREAT pains to make sure the press at least gets his name right ("WYY-ner" after committing an embarrassment of this sort. What a putz! Be all that as it may, your words highlight his predicament quite adroitly!
Aloha mai e, Kalikiano

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 7, 2011
Talkin' bout the little guy again are ya...Jerseeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed on June 7, 2011
SORRY GANG ... THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT !


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