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A Sexy Limerick
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My first attempt at a limerick, and perhaps I'll do the world a favor and stop at one.

A Sexy Limerick


Mutual consenting adults

We do it with catapults.

We meet in the sky

And my oh my

We’re happy with the results.



John H. Bidwell

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 Reviews of "A Sexy Limerick"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 8, 2010
Huh? Wha...
Very imaginative, John.

Reviewed by David Maclellan
Reviewed on June 29, 2010
Hahaha, don't stop at one John! Laughter is good for the soul...Regis's one OK too!
Must give it a go...
David

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
I think it's great for a first attempt, John.

Limericks are a lot of fun

As you've shown by sharing this one

They can be quite rude

Depends on one's mood

They're better than using a gun



Okay. That's an awful limerick, John but you got me in the mood to try one. Thank you for this. Love and peace,



Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 26, 2005
Short but....sexy....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nila Jamier (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2005
I really liked the second verse:)
I think you should do some more.
learning and trying go hand in hand.
I cannot write one:)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 25, 2005
hahaha gotta laugh John, at the visuals! but it's a
grand limerick, so don't stop at one;-)

Eileen

Reviewed on January 25, 2005
But OW whatta landing LOL

cute

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 25, 2005
sounds like fun to me...nice limerick...i only remember the ones that started...there was an old lady from...

Reviewed on January 25, 2005
lol :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2005
Oh well let us hope they do not land on their lickety splits. Ouch that would hurt.


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