It's funny what you can see at a bar.

It was beautiful -
first she hit him with the soup
then the salad and a steak in the eye
topping it all with a half pitcher of beer
broken over her exlover's head

Then she's up and out the door
pausing only to goose a waiter
who hadn't been waiting for that
"Is this love?" the waiter asked
"Is this love?"

Don't ask me
ask the expert
who just stepped out the door
after wasting a perfectly good
half pitcher of beer

The waiter
who is good at taking hints
brings the beer soaked exlover
the bill
and his phone number.