Every now and again, I must throw in some romantic humor just to keep the sparks flying. My wife has a nasty habit of always trying to catch me off guard. Although this situation never happened to me, I thought about her when I wrote it. I hope that you enjoy.

A long night finally coming to a close
We’ve left the club and I’m walking behind her to the door
My eyes are totally focused inside her clothes
My brain is focused on her inner core

Adrenaline is flowing indeed
As her assets move from side to side
I am truly a brother in desperate need
Of a long awaited ride

It’s been months and I cannot wait
Tonight she’s finally going to give in
I’m on the rise and she is my bait
It’s one in the morning and I’m ready to begin

She’s already wearing loose clothing
The candles are lit; slow music is playing and more
The anticipation is what I’m loathing
I’m salivating like a carnivore

She sits me down and then kisses me
States she’s going to loosen up a bit
When the door closed, I stripped down to be ready
Wasting no time I must admit

My heart pumped faster as the door slowly opened
And to my surprise, I was in dismay
As she came out in tight blue jeans
Followed by my friends screaming HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Damn…….my wife got me again.