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Sticking to the Budget
by Elaine Carey → (All Poetry by Elaine Carey)
  
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All our gadgets make it easier than ever to figure out where the cash went...

I scan local yard sales,


Look to E-bay for advice.


You found on Yahoo


a Cancun trip half-price.


The expenditures in Quicken


are all justified.


We're paying all our debts,


steadily, with pride. 


I think we'll get by this month


If we don't eat out at all,


If only on the weekends


Do we place


lengthy calls.


Thanks to cell phones


and cyberspace,


plastic and PC,


we can keep perfect track


of where our money ought to be.


I see we're running low, now,


but there's no need to fret.


My careful strategy will


get us through yet.  


Don't worry, honey,


I know you work so hard.


I won't spend any money,


I'll use the credit card!


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 Reviews of "Sticking to the Budget"
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
gotta have money so i can stick to a budget LOL

hysterical write that many can relate to

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
Plastic coated deliverance! Good write, Bess.
Leland

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
:O) Lots o smiles here! :O)
~Nikki~

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
This one is too true, and said very well. Thank you, Bess....
In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
This one just made me smile, Love it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sandi Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on June 7, 2003
Smiles :) All too familiar!

Sandi

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
Be careful when using...

May Lu $*_*$ a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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