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Achieving Inner Peace
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this will keep you relaxed for at least a week

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Achieving Inner Peace

copyright (c) Londis Carpenter 2004

I found a book of wisdom

And read it through and through

To learn about a way of life

Taught by a great Guru.

He said the way to inner peace

Was there for everyone—

Just make a list and finish

All those things you’ve left undone.

I searched my own house thoroughly

And made myself a list.

I finished off these undone things

As I fulfilled my quest:


  • A bottle of Jack Daniel’s,
  • Three of my favorite rums,
  • Some sherry and some cooking wine,
  • A box or two of tums,
  • A box of chocolate cherries—brandied to give  a kick

I’m now a mellow fellow

But I’m also terribly sick!
 
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 Reviews of "Achieving Inner Peace"
Reviewed by Desiree Baker (Reader)
Reviewed on December 11, 2004
lol..This one gave me a good laugh and I've needed one today! Thanks! I love your wit through your imaginative poetry.
*canuck Hugs*
-des
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2004
Sigh... I've missed so much being here little lately... this is hilarious! I do believe if they peered into your brain, the word Clever would be stuck to all the parts... you know, those curly, winding thingys that wrap all around... jays, where was i going? ... oh yeah... as they say with age, you just get better and better. katy xox.
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed on November 20, 2004
Wit-Wise piece "Achieving Inner Peace"... It flows from the sourceful fountain of inspiration.

Healthy Day to all!


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on November 14, 2004
Delightful wit, Londis! Bravo!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Thank you for the laughs, Londis. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Super! Gave me a belly-laugh.
Best regards,
Leland
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....a clever and
enjoyable write to kick off my morning!
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
A most sensible response to those wise words of that Guru... though I am sure perfectionism is more stressful than "unfinished business"?! You sound like a man after my own heart - I loved your Biog. And you may not only be mellow for another few days, but terribly green as well!! Good job it is not Lent! TY Kate
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
LOL loved this and enjoying your humor :-) Tonight I go to a Christmas party so I might be a bit mellow for awhile :-) Seems my co-workers are curious LOL.
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Hahaha! This is funny! Hope you're feeling better already now that all the things in the house are done.

Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Great way to go, just keep of the chocolate.

Reg
Reviewed by Cynthia Castle
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Londis,

There are all sorts of ways to find inner peace! Love this! Although the insides don't seem to be too peaceful! ...LOL!

Cynthia
Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2004
Hahahahahahaha....
A great hoot but also a valuable underlying message!
Love it!
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