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Pylorus (My answer to Daniel's challenge)
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(I hope this answers the challenge satisfactorily Daniel)
Personified, You are Pylorus. Proud gatekeeper of The colon(y) called Duodenum. An often agitated place Where oft a mere chili pepper Can stir its denizens into turmoil and unrest. (A protest I must confess that I detest). For from your gateway gassy rebels Utter their rudest BLAST! Author's note: (for those who don't wish to look up words) The pylorus is the opening (Gr=gatekeeper) to the duodenum. the duodenum is the part of the intestine nearest the stomach. toot-toot!

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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on July 27, 2003

Oh my goodness gracious alouacious! You bet this meets my challenge! Well met and then some, my new friend! Considering my own affinity for tooting, I'm surprised I never came across that word in the dictionary. Maybe my next challenge should be about tooting. Hmmm?

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2003

My god, Lonny.. Daniel will absolutely love this! It's clever AND brilliantely delivered.. like a tightly woven basket of playful intellect.. this is great! katy.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 26, 2003

Thanks for this ...hope you got rid of that damn spider....or I am not smiling at you again...ggggrrrrrr!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter

Reviewed on July 26, 2003

sure have fun . I guess all kids like tooting. LOL

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on July 26, 2003

You are hilarious, Londis! Can I keep this? Excellent for my kids!!!! Geez smiles....
In Spirit,
Bear

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