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When your husband goes abroad
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This is in response to one of my friend’s wife’s query , “ I feel so bored when my husband goes abroad. I don’t know what to do?.” I could not help but think on these lines ( in mischief; nothing serious)

Whenever he goes to Japan
I can easily pitch in and hold the fort for your man

If he ever goes to Hong Kong
In addition to writing poetry, I shall compose a song

If and when he goes to USA,
Our romance can realy fructify not remain hearsay

Alternatively, he could opt for Europe,
Then, you and me can easily elope.

Like everybody these days, if he opts for Australia
Then in addition to flattery, I can woo you with other Paraphernalia.

Only when he goes to China
I can begin to treat you like Princess Diana

One should look at all options, if he opts for Korea,
We can hope that he does not return from that Area.

If only he could make it to Singapore,
Then, you and me can romance like never before

Let’s hope that he takes a fancy to Mauritius
Then, we can be really be romantically ambitious.

Why not hope that he he goes to Malaysia
Once there, I hope that he suffers from Amnesia

Then you and me can go to Thailand
And live alone in a way we would live on an island.
  

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 Reviews of "When your husband goes abroad"
Reviewed by Shoma Mittra
Reviewed on October 30, 2005
laughed as i read this one.:-) shoma

Reviewed on September 25, 2005
Glad you said it wasn't serious. A good pseudo poem.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Qamar Abbasi
Reviewed on July 3, 2004
hi,
very creative. well written..

Reviewed by Ashraf Goreja (Reader)
Reviewed on December 17, 2003
A nice poem.

Greetings.

Goreja.com

Reviewed by Deirdre Barringer (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2003
This is very creative and fun to read

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on August 5, 2003
Yes...this made me think too....nice write....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington (Reader)
Reviewed on August 5, 2003
Oh...this did give me a giggle.
~Jackie~


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