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Hiren Surendra Shah

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Women and Flattery
by Hiren Surendra Shah → (All Poetry by Hiren Surendra Shah)
  
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I have the highest respect for women. In my view, they are more versatile than men, have far more emotional intelligence and from my experience more sincere and honest. Last but not the least and needless to mention, the fairer sex has far more sex appeal ( Advertisements). However, they have one weak spot. This need not be true for everybody but here goes:-

A car can run without a Battery.
A document may be accepted without the signature of its signatory
Or may even be validated without a notary,
A man can forego a lottery,
The world can go on without charitable instiitutions like Rotary,
However , a woman cannot resist any flattery.
To impress them, one need not be extraordinarily literary
One may need it to win wars but to win them one need not have extraordinary oratory.
Because,for quite a few of them, their head and heart do not have symmetry,
That is why in addition to my sweet talk and commentary,
They inevitably get bowled over by my poetry.


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 Reviews of "Women and Flattery"
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2003
Hahaha...cute one...but as you said, "Not true for everyone!" ;O)

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on June 1, 2003
Oh, boy! Are you ever cut off!
Just joking. Good write.
Leland

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2003
hahahaha...you are a sweet brave man. Love it.


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