Miss prissy went a walkin one day
a swingin her hips, cause that was her way
lookin to attract some handsome  lads affection
to relieve him of his finances was her direction
when along came a small chap a walkin
while Miss Prissy looked on him in disgust
the little old chap began a  talkin

Upon the fancy's volumptous offerings
the old chap's bulging eyes did feast
her frown of total repulsion and revulsion
did not deter the old miser's intent in the least

"I've got what you want, babe, I've got what you want
I'll take you on a sensual flight
if with  me, you'll spent this one night!"
her kick at his chins, he did not hardly heed
of his anxious discourse he did persistantly proceed
"fine wines are mine, furs of finess I do possess!"

Hastly she tried to walk away
in front of her, his arms did wildly flay
"I've got what you want, babe, I've got what you want
a palace of the grandest design
jewels of the rarest kind are all mine!"

"Go away, toad!  can't you see?
one as ugly as you cannot acquire
a lady as fine and high class as me!"

"But I've got what you need, babe, I've got what you need
a shaff long , a staff hard and prone
to fulfill your every desire, a rigid tongue to set you on fire
I can last the whole night thru
to fulfill all your fantasies is what I desire to do!"

Miss Prissy stood still and gazed at his guise
and a twinkle did shine in her big amber eyes
her purse was empty and her morals were loose
a night with the gremlin man, she finally did choose
"Oh well, what the hell, what have I got to lose?"

The moral of this humorous bit, you may discover
is to first peruse the book, take a long look
because you can't judge a book  just by its cover!