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He really luvs me, alot!
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A yummy love letter!

Baby, when I think about cha I think about Chicken & Fries darling, you know your eyes do remind me of two big ol' Black Olives You have lips as juicey as Pastrami and them big soft tits makes me have shiverin fits like a big ol' slab of Pork Bacon and hot Biskits Your big round butt is what I love the most sitting up thar like well done Rump Roasts Gurl, I just waana nibble and gnaw on ya gurl , ya know I just can't wait to eat cha! like a extra large stuffed crust Pizza! Honey, dont you know I can't never let you go cause you is as good as any and betta than most you is tha Suga in my Tea and tha Jam on my Toast!

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

That was funnnnnieee, and the .gif is gross. I don't condone over eting, but if it is purely erotic it's good aerobics.

Ron

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

LOL thank you so much for a really GOOD laugh Denise! Love the poem and the pic.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on August 31, 2008

This is a taste treat Denise
for me to enjoy and read
you got me a bit hungry
bedzzling me with this heavenly
delicious serving of a creative
play of words
Love & peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Southern Comfort

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

This was a delightful cutie, by a delightful cutie! I am still smilin! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

Oh how simply adorable this piece is, bringing lots of smiles....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

Thank you, thank you, thank you, I needed a full belly laugh...You are just too much. Clever poem
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

ROFL This is sooo funny but sounds like a "You know you are a Redneck when...) kind of lover.

hugs
fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

Luv, let it never end.

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