At 25 , I felt invinceble, so alive
at age 30, I was a hotty totty and very flirty
And age 35, still sexy and  proud of my small size

Yeah, things were still firm and high in place
at 40, no gray hair and not a wrinkle on my face
But by age 45, things started to droop and sag
Things that used to sit up high 
now almost fall from their bag
I run, I lift, I strain and stretch
still no change in my low hung hitch
Time to see a P.S for some cosmetic fix

By the time I turned good old 46
Well, Pre, Peri and menopause sets in
I start to lose hair from my Va gi gi,
But grow it on my lip and chin! 
Now at age 48, I have to
tape some things down
and others, i have to lift 'n
keep in place with pins
one row of lashes and two chins!

"Sex?  I think I remeber what that is!"
But there's no "pow!, no zappidy-do! bang bang! 
only- blip, blip, bleep, then--Fizz!
Man!  Guys, you don't know how lucky you are
all you really loose is some hair and gain a gut
no one cares if your gut is bigger'n your butt!
and there's that little blue pilly
when guys need a little help with old willy
No miracle drug to kick start our caboose
nothing for us, to make us wanna goose!