I am living in the South,
most of the time anyway.
My body beat me to it though.
I used to have the best boobs!
They looked store bought
All my boyfriends wanted pictures of them
People would ask if they were real,
They’d come for miles around to take a gander at em’,
“Yep, them are nice.” They would say.
But then they started going south,
so the rest of me followed.
Guys used to flirt with me,
said I had a cute ass.
Then one day they started calling
me “Ma’m”
And I said, “Are you talking to me?”
I looked around behind me
They looked past me
I caught my reflection in a mirror
at Home Depot the other day
God no, my butt has migrated south too?!
So I live in the south
with the rest of my body
or what’s left of it anyway.
All my muscles heading south,
cept’ the one between my ears
The one that keeps this once
Young Yankee thinkin’.
North vs South
I’ve been 18 for over 20 years now
Living in the South
Fighting my own civil war
with time…
This is a great deal of fun to read! Even the replies bring laughter -- what more could a poet want??? ~smile~
Excellently held-up this topic with taste and fun...
Don't get implants, A good man will take them and like them as they are.
Excellent poem had me LOL,
Cheers
Allain
Reviewed by Gregory Sonn (Reader)
Reviewed on March 25, 2002
Hi Caryn,
This is a very funny write! I understand the GRAVITY of the situation!This also happens to men in a different way but it happens none the less.So they came from miles around did they. Good for you. Everytime I want to get amorous with my wife all I have to do is reach for her knees!LOL!
I FIND THEM EVEYTIME!It is a long standing joke we have between us so I am not being horrible. I will still have lunch with you anytime sweety because there is no sagging in your heart! Good stuff Caryn! Bear
Reviewed by angel michael (Reader)
Reviewed on March 25, 2002
Reason being I love those gals down south......yeeeeeeehaw
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Excellently held-up this topic with taste and fun...
~fancy (a suthern lady as well ;-))
Excellent poem had me LOL,
Cheers
Allain
This is a very funny write! I understand the GRAVITY of the situation!This also happens to men in a different way but it happens none the less.So they came from miles around did they. Good for you. Everytime I want to get amorous with my wife all I have to do is reach for her knees!LOL!
I FIND THEM EVEYTIME!It is a long standing joke we have between us so I am not being horrible. I will still have lunch with you anytime sweety because there is no sagging in your heart! Good stuff Caryn! Bear
~~michael~~
Your Biggest Fan in Texas(also south)
Gotta love it!
Janet xoxoxoxo