I enjoy singing and have my own karaoke show a couple of nights a week. The woman often do what I call "angry woman songs" this is a male parody on one of those
PARODY OF "BEFORE HE CHEATS"
called BEFORE SHE EATS
Right now she’s probably feeling hungry ‘cause it’s been twenty minutes, since she ate a dozen donuts…
Right now, she’s sitting down at Wendy’s working through their dollar menu’s
Right now, she’s phoning three Chinese restaurants, for an urgent delivery-y-y-y
She just grows and grows
Keeps a pile of menu’s by her side, the pizza delivery’s her favorite ride
Broken the springs of all our leather seats,
There’s no room in the bed for me at nights
We don’t make love cause she’s to dam wide
Maybe next time she’ll think before she eats
Right now, she’s watching TV cooks shows, contemplating
What she can have for dinner
Right now she’s tucking into chocolates
Wondering why I wish, she was a little thinner
Last time we had any sex, was when Donny Osman first went solo…...
She just grows and grows….
Keeps a pile of menu’s by her side, the pizza delivery’s her favorite ride
Broken the springs of all our leather seats,
There’s no room in the bed for me at nights
We don’t make love cause she’s to dam wide
Maybe next time she’ll think before she eats
And maybe next time she’ll think before she cheats.
She’d be better dating Ronald McDonald
Cause the next time she eats
Oh, you know it won’t be with me
Oh... not on me...
Keeps a pile of menu’s by her side, the pizza delivery’s her favorite ride
Broken the springs of all our leather seats,
There’s no room in the bed for me at nights
We don’t make love cause she’s to dam wide
Maybe next time she’ll think before she eats
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