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A comical limerick about those grocery store checkouts

Those auto-checkouts are a real boondoggle,

Interaction with that machine causes you to boggle.

If you're pressed for time it's a real trammel,

Like straining out a gnat and swallowing a camel,

Gotta find a way to avoid the messy tangle.

 

 
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