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Conclusion to Laundry Day Blues
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
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Things don't always go as planned!


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Oh yeah I washed those sheets
They smelled so good I swear
My soul was singin' as
I brushed my crazy hair

Then he came home
He came on home

I saw him layin' on
The sheets in this sad song
My dreams and schemes went south
Something done did go wrong

He fell asleep
Just fell asleep
On those clean sheets

So I'll just go and bake
Some brownies or a pie
Let Sleeping Beauty sleep
Maybe I'll just get high

I hear him snore
I'll shut the door
Take those damn sheets

No tricks or treats!
 

 

Jane Noponen Perinacci

 


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 Reviews of "Conclusion to Laundry Day Blues"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 30, 2015
BOY...I KNOW YOU WERE BOILING! YOU DID THE RIGHT THING THOUGH, KEPT IT TOGETHER AND THOUGHT OF SOMETHING MUCH BETTER(SMILE). THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 31, 2012
Funny poem!

Think of the ocean waves, yes, with a bear sleeping on the sand. Ha!

Peace, love and blessings,

John Michael Domino

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 27, 2012
I like Vickie's suggestion. I'm not a fan of snoring although I'm most likely guilty. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed on October 24, 2012
well you could take a clothes pin from the line
and...and... and...clip it to his...
his...hummm...his nose
(not down there-lol)

Love Knots & No Snore
Vickie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 23, 2012
Sometimes we men be tired when we get home…

Ron

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on October 23, 2012
Men! Snoring when they should be smooching. Next time wake him up with light, feathery kisses all over his face whispering love messages into his ear

Men! Sleeping when they should be smooching! Next time cover his face with feathery kisses and small nibbles on his neck and I bet he will then be WIDE awake! Giggle.

Joy L. Hale




Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 23, 2012
Drat!

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 23, 2012
there you are the cycle continues
budd


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