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Dirty Underwear
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
Sunday, August 28, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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You can't tell a book by it's cover!


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He stood behind the podium
Gave testimony of
His greatness wealth and then ho hum
Some stuff that he could shove

His suit was of the finest make
Italian leather shoes
His eloquence sure took the cake
Following all the cues

So manicured meticulous
A GQ guy for sure
The ladies swooned and made a fuss
Each one dressed for to lure

The chosen lady to his house
Where she was made aware
This cad was really quite the louse
Wore dirty underwear


Jane Noponen Perinacci


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 Reviews of "Dirty Underwear"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on September 5, 2016
TIS A SHAME
BUT THE GAME IS THE SAME
IN THE STREETS
OR IN HIS NAME
DIRTY UNDERWEAR...SMELLS THE SAME

THANKS FOR SHARING, JANE. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on August 30, 2016
He was found out "in the end." Lol. I loved this, Jane.

David

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 29, 2016
If truth be told, Jane; your verses make one think about those who put on appearances out there; and sadly, there are many. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 29, 2016
Great metaphor for all cads out there…

But taken literally, once those dirty things are shed and a good shower, they can be forgot or, perhaps take a little spin in the washer and dryer and clean up.

Ron

Reviewed by Charles Neff
Reviewed on August 29, 2016
Down to basics before any useful truth emerges! I like it.
Charlie

Reviewed on August 29, 2016
This poem is a metaphor describing how "wonderful" a person may seem vs what that person is "really" like which is sometimes a disappointment.

Love ya!

Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 29, 2016
Welcome to the club. That's what underwear is for, no? To keep the rest of us clean Lo. John

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
Great poetic words to describe a "cover-up". A persons personality can also be the same. Well done Jane!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
You're bad, Jane, giving away the poor guys secrets...-e-

Reviewed on August 28, 2016
Got poo stain on it? LOL!!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
I'd wear my briefs for several days,
because I didn't have many.
But I solved my dirty dilemma,
now I don't wear any.

Micvhael D.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
Everything comes to bear before you go under the covers.

Reviewed on August 28, 2016
Jane ...

Gee, you mean Even Wealthy GQ Guys
Have "Skid Marks" ???


😎😜😎

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 28, 2016
Heh.Heh And now you have blown his cover. He'll be run out of town.

Delightful read, even though it was "dirty."


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