She was struttin' down the street one day
Eyes upon her and the way she'd sway
Gave her hair a little flip
On her lips used red lipstick
To her kissing booth she made her way
Lines were long just to receive a kiss
From this lovely tantalizing Miss
Dollars filled her fancy jar
Made enough to take her far
While the other ladies gave a hiss
Practical joker by name of Lou
Coats his lips with crazy super glue
Gave the Miss a long lip lock
Now they walk around the block
Kissing all the while a funny view
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
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